Biography Channel - Who Framed Kate Moss?

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This looks to me about as interesting as celebrity news can ever get. Interesting to see Robbie Williams admitting to a crime on tv!

[IRiSHMaFIA]

His parents should be there too. Giving birth to such a mog is a crime in itself

[Ally]

[Gasman59]

Gotta hate those tabloids. Miserable, sad sods that have no life, writting about someone else's misery. I've always wondered why these celebrities haven't wised up and paid someone to follow these so called "writers" around and report on the shit that they are doing in private.

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[Ally]

I'm guilty of reading the tabloids. Love People magazine.

[Skylace]

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Hold up you lot - this is about the prevalence of cocaine in these industries!

[Ally]

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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: ending their hemp-friendly household?

Last issue we reported on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston as one of our favorite celebrity stoner pairs. Yet now it seems there's been a change at their once hemp-friendly household. According to stalwart tabloid journal The Star, Aniston fears that their toking ways might be interfering with their efforts to have a child.

Now although we at Cannabis Culture respect her right to abstain from pot, while pregnant or otherwise, she might want to read up on some earlier articles from our fine magazine, which discuss how cannabis can be of great benefit to pregnant women and new mothers alike (CC#14, Pregnancy and Pot, CC#16, Ganja Mothers, Ganja Babies).

The April 26 Star reported that Aniston had quit toking, and has been "begging" Pitt to do the same. The tabloid claims that Pitt doesn't toke inside the house when Aniston is home, and quotes an anonymous friend who says "it may not sound like much, but at least it's a start."



Pitt might want to take some pro-pot parenting lessons from Johnny Depp, who lives in Paris with his wife and their two infant children. Over the years, Depp has taken on a number of prominent drug-related roles, including playing Hunter S Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, cocaine dealer George Jung in Blow, and an opium-using police inspector in From Hell.

Earlier in his career Depp occasionally busted pot dealers as Officer Tom Hanson in 21 Jump Street, yet he's always been known as a user of mind-altering substances. When his engagement to Winona Rider broke up, he had his "Winona Forever" tattoo changed to "Wino Forever." Depp is also the owner of hip Hollywood club 'The Viper Room,' although things hit a downer in 1993 when actor River Phoenix died of a "multiple drugs overdose" on the sidewalk out front. Phoenix should have just stuck to the reefer.

In a recent interview with Swedish magazine Expressen, Depp claimed to have stopped using most illegal drugs, but he still rated different drug highs. "Opium makes you completely relaxed. It's dangerous because it's so nice. Cocaine is a strange drug? I hated cocaine." Depp compared absinthe to marijuana, except "if you drink too much absinthe, you suddenly realize why van Gogh cut his ear off."

So does Depp still toke? "Look, I have nothing to hide," said Depp In a June 2001 interview with Film Review Magazine. "I'm not a great pothead or anything like that? but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol."

So Pitt can always reassure his worried wife by telling her that Johnny Depp fathered two beautiful, healthy kids while still partaking of the happy herb.

Although it's true that pot use can temporarily lower sperm count, the effect wears off quickly, and is only really significant if the toker is already lacking in sperm, a condition which seems unlikely with such a virile stud-muffin as Mr Pitt. At Cannabis Culture we wouldn't be surprised if Pitt is just holding back his full potency, so he can continue to enjoy his blushing bride before they embark on the journey of parenthood together.

We'd recommend they both cuddle up by the fire with a bongload of fine hashish and let nature take its course. Now there's a home video we'd like to see ? celebrity pot-porn in the tradition of sexy stoners Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.



Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock: our favorite stoner celebrity couple!

Viewers who made it to the end of Pam and Tommy's famously stolen sexy home video got to see Anderson rolling a joint in the hot tub after enjoying matrimonial pleasures with her then-husband. She also takes the post-coital moment to tell him how she makes the world's finest pot chili burgers!

Actually, Anderson has a long history with the herb. Born and raised in BC, she was no doubt exposed to the kind at an early age. Although she began her career as the Labatt's Beer "Blue Zone" girl and currently stars as a high-glam babe in VIP, the nine-time Playboy cover-girl is a hippie-chick at heart ? she's a vegetarian animal-rights activist who gave birth to her two kids at home with a midwife.

Sadly, she'll now qualify for med-pot from her local compassion club, after having contracted Hepatitis C from Tommy Lee while sharing a tattoo needle when they were married.

Happily, the Baywatch babe's new beau also enthusiastically supports her pro-pot ways. According to the latest celebrity gossip, Anderson's upcoming wedding to bad-boy rocker Kid Rock will feature her in denim shorts and a bra-top, Rock in a leopard-skin vest, leather pants and a felt hat, and the best man in an "Up With Marijuana" t-shirt. Sounds like a party, and it earns them the new title of CC's stoner celebrity couple of the month!

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[Ally]

Errrm Jennifer and Brad are divorced. Who was smoking what when posting that old article?

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[Ally]