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Mixxa



Joined: 29 Nov 2009
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:32 am    Post subject: Best Ever Christmas Joke? Reply with quote
It was Christmas Eve and Mrs Santa was in a terrible state.

"We have a serious blockage!" she cried. "I don't know what to do. The labyrinthine drainage system of this place is a nightmare."

"Don't worry," Santa told her. "I know just the man for the job. Rudolf Lenin will have it sorted out in no time."

"You know I hate that Commie bastard," his wife protested.

Santa sighed patiently. "You may not like his politics. But Rudolf the red knows drains, dear."
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Bat



Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Top of the Northern line.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh dear, oh dear Smile Sounds like that old one about "my green hairy lip squid"
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