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| Quote: | More voted BNP than SNP.
- Terry, sussex, 7/5/2010 16:06 |
Apprently the fact that the SNP only stands in Scottish seats (representing only about 10% of the national vote) doesn't come into this knucklehead's equation... |
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| Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | BobKat7 RT @BuddingGenius: Pitch forks and burning torches at the ready to Sack Kay Burley. also she could do with a back and crack
3 minutes ago from web |
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Freudian slips this year; 150 and cunting.
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| Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | About 20 years ago, my hand luggage went through a scanner at the airport and it showed a gun in my bag. The bag was searched and nothing found until each item was scanned individually. A friend of mine had cut out the shape of a hand gun in kitchen foil and glued it between two pages of a magazine he lent me to read on the plane.
The security people found the joke hilarious and asked me to congratulate my friend on his ingenuity. They were more amused than I was.
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:22 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Really enjoying my new hobby of pterodactyl spotting, but I know it's important not to get carried away.
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | RichNeville @quantick I tried to think of a James Corden joke, but I just came up with a big fat nothing. |
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| Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Do you know what the most dangerous and violent weapon in all of society is?
The answer is simple - IGNORANACE. |
*name withheld to protect the ignoranacent |
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faceless
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| Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | i seen the effect Braveheart had on my country when it came out , and trainspotting kick started the smack scene here. |
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modern
Joined: 04 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I think you can tell alot about a person by the groups joined & the pages liked. All of you joining these racist pages - fuck off from my facebook please. Noone is "offended by our flag but not our benefits" and there is no ban by anyone on wearing England shirts, or flying England flags. Im sick of seeing how many "fr...iends" are joining these racist groups yet are happy to be amongst my family, just go |
From a facebook post. I notice some old school friends of mine on facebook have joined these moronic groups. 'Bout time I kicked 'em out. |
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| Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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Mixxa
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| Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| faceless wrote: | | Quote: | | Women in evening gowns were among thousands ushered to safety. |
From an article in The Sun about the attempted bombing in New York on Saturday. I'm just glad the posh bints were safe... phew! |
Yet another excuse for me to wear an evening gown. Those terrorists are really advancing the cause of elegant transvestism. |
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Cheryl Cole is looking for a new home...I’ve got a semi she can come and look at
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luke
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| Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| thats quite a good one |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:33 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Big shout out to all my hard of hearing followers!
steve day DeafSteve |
SHPEAK UP! |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | My friend Jack Hughes went to France, but whenever he introduced himself to people they got all defensive.
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