{"id":4791,"date":"2025-12-26T02:44:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T02:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?p=4791"},"modified":"2026-01-06T16:06:36","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T16:06:36","slug":"arse-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?p=4791","title":{"rendered":"Backside Badinage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n\n\n<center><blockquote class=\"bluesky-embed\" data-bluesky-uri=\"at:\/\/did:plc:fvxclku6vjvaim2a4rdi2xwy\/app.bsky.feed.post\/3lm3oqvcqpk2y\" data-bluesky-cid=\"bafyreihgd6r42qsqzamwibqjf4475dcwbm27d3ixdrric23z55ki6cmpvi\" data-bluesky-embed-color-mode=\"system\"><p lang=\"en\">subscriptions &gt;&gt;&gt; shop.viz.co.uk\/viz344bs<br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:fvxclku6vjvaim2a4rdi2xwy\/post\/3lm3oqvcqpk2y?ref_src=embed\">[image or embed]<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Viz Comic (<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:fvxclku6vjvaim2a4rdi2xwy?ref_src=embed\">@vizcomic.bsky.social<\/a>) <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:fvxclku6vjvaim2a4rdi2xwy\/post\/3lm3oqvcqpk2y?ref_src=embed\">April 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM<\/a><\/blockquote><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.bsky.app\/static\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I just spent 14 hours painting a hippo fart. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rIcZrEPjEk\">pic.twitter.com\/rIcZrEPjEk<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Travis Chapman (@Travispaints) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Travispaints\/status\/1807532957609136400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 30, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I don\u2019t buy used cars. I need to be the first person to fart in that mf.<\/p>\u2014 queen aries. (@OnlyKdoll) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OnlyKdoll\/status\/1780745167055503804?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 17, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center>\n\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2025\/12\/04\/health\/yes-womens-farts-smell-worse-than-mens-heres-why\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Women\u2019s farts smell worse than men\u2019s\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/newspress-collage-gtwguy7bx-1764859723314.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;1764868103&amp;w=1200\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tWomen\u2019s farts smell worse than men\u2019s\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tScience. The battle of the sexes just got stinkier.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sport\/37721641\/adrian-lewis-phil-taylor-farts-stage-darts\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Darts star reveals Taylor couldn\u2019t stop farting\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/RAS-OFF-PLATFORM-LEWIS-TAYLOR-FART.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1024\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tDarts star reveals Taylor couldn\u2019t stop farting\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tADRIAN LEWIS has revealed Phil Taylor was among the worst he faced for FARTING on the PDC circuit. The two-time world darts champion claims \u2018The Power\u2019 would deliberately try to unsettle rivals dur\u2026\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/articles\/cg5y1r1eqmpo\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Fart selfies used to harass woman\u2019s partner\u2019s ex\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/ace\/branded_news\/1200\/cpsprodpb\/3d7f\/live\/1aef48c0-df03-11ef-bd1b-d536627785f2.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tFart selfies used to harass woman\u2019s partner\u2019s ex\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tWoman gets a 12-month community order for cyber-farting\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2025\/mar\/23\/the-moment-i-knew-i-was-holding-in-a-fart-and-he-tried-to-shake-it-out-of-me\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"I was holding in a fart and he tried to shake it out of me\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.guim.co.uk\/img\/media\/cfbad3a30ed20052c1576f900299896701518e84\/0_0_2500_1500\/master\/2500.jpg?width=1200&amp;height=630&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=crop&amp;overlay-align=bottom%2Cleft&amp;overlay-width=100p&amp;overlay-base64=L2ltZy9zdGF0aWMvb3ZlcmxheXMvdGctZGVmYXVsdC5wbmc&amp;enable=upscale&amp;s=23fff29e8548f9a8f94c487bfcf72683\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tI was holding in a fart and he tried to shake it out of me\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tTessa felt relaxed around Alex, but not enough to let rip in front of him. Then one day he swooped her up into his arms and gravity took its course\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ndtv.com\/feature\/influencer-who-sold-fart-jars-plans-to-leave-us-after-breakup-with-powerful-senator-8279250\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Influencer Who Sold \u2018Fart Jars\u2019 Plans To Leave US\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c.ndtvimg.com\/2025-04\/952oavms_stephanie-matto_625x300_28_April_25.jpeg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tInfluencer Who Sold \u2018Fart Jars\u2019 Plans To Leave US\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tMs Matto first revealed her connection with the senator last year, alleging that he paid her large sums of money to watch her eat on camera.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk\/entry\/fart-walk-benefits-ageing_uk_680f50e8e4b049bc73d58343\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"\u2018Fart Walks\u2019 May Be The Secret To Healthy Ageing\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.huffingtonpost.com\/asset\/680f597717000017000df0a9.jpg?ops=1200_630\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\t\u2018Fart Walks\u2019 May Be The Secret To Healthy Ageing\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tIt may be especially useful for those over 35.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/uk-news\/flatulent-dentist-farted-much-stank-8894106\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Dentist \u2018farted so much he stank out the practice&#039;\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/article8894311.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s1200\/PAY-Dentist-Matthew-Walton-accused-of-rudeness-and-racism.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tDentist \u2018farted so much he stank out the practice'\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tMatthew Walton, 35, found it hilarious to blow off next to colleagues when they were trying to eat their lunch, the General Dental Council heard\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/faroutmagazine.co.uk\/first-audible-fart-in-cinema-history\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"The first audible fart in cinema history\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/faroutmagazine.co.uk\/static\/uploads\/1\/2024\/04\/Breaking-ground-by-breaking-wind-The-first-audible-fart-in-cinema-history-Far-Out-Magazine.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tThe first audible fart in cinema history\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tFart jokes have become a staple of the comedy genre, but there\u2019s always a movie that needs to blaze the trail for others to follow.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/archive.ph\/pxdzj\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Plane farts - an epic story of torture at 30000ft\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 150px;\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Image16.jpg\" class=\"attachment-150x150 size-150x150\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tPlane farts - an epic story of torture at 30000ft\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\t\"I\u2019m reminded of the epic journey I made home from Cambodia via Paris with a developing case of dysentery\"\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lbc.co.uk\/news\/darts-hit-by-farting-allegations-star-accused-rival-of-stinking-the-stage-out\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Darts star accuses rival of \u2018stinking the stage out\u2019\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.lbc.co.uk\/images\/634107?width=1200&amp;crop=16_9&amp;signature=R8PmsYGzvvi2eJeAnf_S53V4FpM=\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tDarts star accuses rival of \u2018stinking the stage out\u2019\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tDarts star Darren Webster accused his opponent of farting during their match in a social media rant.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/toyworldmag.co.uk\/fart-face-fugglers-blow-into-the-entertainer\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Fart Face Fugglers blow into The Entertainer\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/toyworldmag.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/fart-face-fugglers-nf.png\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tFart Face Fugglers blow into The Entertainer\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tThe Entertainer has revealed an all-new variation of Fuggler that trumps the originals, as Fart Face Fugglers hits the shelves in time for the festive season.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/sam-neill-recalls-his-son-farting-next-to-princess-diana-throughout-jurassic-park-premiere-8605711\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Sam Neill Recalls His Son Farting Next to Princess Diana\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/people.com\/thmb\/StUriDFzlzcXhccFppnULqQzHTE=\/1500x0\/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(734x289:736x291)\/sam-neill-tout-030724-f4d682ae5e1a447094ae409bf31070cd.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tSam Neill Recalls His Son Farting Next to Princess Diana\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tSam Neill shared the story of his son farting while seated next to Princess Diana at the \u2018Jurassic Park\u2019 premiere on Thursday\u2019s episode of Today. Neill said he was sweating the whole time because he was worried that the Princess would think it was him making the theater stink.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.stokesentinel.co.uk\/news\/stoke-on-trent-news\/naked-man-poo-smeared-face-8755451\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Naked man with poo-smeared face hid in bush\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.stokesentinel.co.uk\/incoming\/article8779129.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s1200\/0_image.png\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tNaked man with poo-smeared face hid in bush\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tJoseph Severn attempted to insert a finger in his bottom as he was arrested\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/scoop.upworthy.com\/teacher-tells-her-deaf-students-that-people-can-hear-farts-and-their-reaction-is-hilarious-579337-579337-579337\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Deaf students didn&#039;t know people can hear farts\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/d34zrgnx1tq8w.cloudfront.net\/579337\/uploads\/6453dd70-17e9-11ed-bbc0-1559256a1df4_1200_630.webp\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tDeaf students didn't know people can hear farts\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tAnna Trupiano pointed out that this was an example of lack of access to basic information due to lack of awareness surrounding signing.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailystar.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/i-married-poo-filled-river-30404632\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"&#039;I married poo-filled river&#039;\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 150px;\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Image9.jpg\" class=\"attachment-150x150 size-150x150\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\t'I married poo-filled river'\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tA woman has proudly married a river and is even considering changing her name after her \"pretty nuts\" wedding. Meghan Trump has fallen in love with the Avon despite it being a filthy, vomit-inducing river polluted with human waste.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-12250319\/Hunt-mystery-vigilante-daubing-giant-penises-potholes.html\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Hunt for vigilante daubing giant penises on potholes\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2023\/06\/30\/09\/72706029-0-image-a-8_1688115496529.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tHunt for vigilante daubing giant penises on potholes\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tMore than a dozen large potholes on a road leading to Cobham in Surrey have been sprayed with white paint in a phallic shape.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n*I realise this isn't arse news, but it's in the right ballpark. \t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2023\/mar\/17\/you-be-the-judge-should-my-partner-stop-farting-in-front-of-me\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Should my boyfriend stop farting in front of me?\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.guim.co.uk\/img\/media\/5f3cbe98deda4727624b0eadeaf810dc99210a4d\/1_0_2999_1799\/master\/2999.jpg?width=1200&amp;height=630&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=crop&amp;overlay-align=bottom%2Cleft&amp;overlay-width=100p&amp;overlay-base64=L2ltZy9zdGF0aWMvb3ZlcmxheXMvdGctZGVmYXVsdC5wbmc&amp;enable=upscale&amp;s=a3565b3f449c797521f323d076d2f817\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tShould my boyfriend stop farting in front of me?\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tHe thinks it\u2019s natural and funny. She thinks it\u2019s gross and it kills the romance. Can you smell a rat?\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2023\/feb\/13\/german-ballet-director-smeared-poo-face-of-critic-who-wrote-negative-review-hanover-state-opera\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Ballet director \u2018smeared dog faeces on critic\u2019s face\u2019\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.guim.co.uk\/img\/media\/4dd0a00ea13b089babc0608ce4004fabd6187654\/0_106_3358_2015\/master\/3358.jpg?width=1200&amp;height=630&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=crop&amp;overlay-align=bottom%2Cleft&amp;overlay-width=100p&amp;overlay-base64=L2ltZy9zdGF0aWMvb3ZlcmxheXMvdGctZGVmYXVsdC5wbmc&amp;enable=upscale&amp;s=e7a84afdebbe2812728eb2cbb22aa7e2\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tBallet director \u2018smeared dog faeces on critic\u2019s face\u2019\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tMarco Goecke allegedly confronted Wiebke H\u00fcster at Hanover State Opera, furious at her verdict on a previous show\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailystar.co.uk\/news\/sas-hero-weaponised-farting-op-29074409\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Soldiers weaponised farting to wind up the Nazis\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk\/incoming\/article29074422.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s1200\/0_PROD-SAS-hero-and-Brit-POWs-weaponised-farting-op-dubbed-Goon-baiting-to-wind-up-Nazi-captors.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tSoldiers weaponised farting to wind up the Nazis\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tBritish prisoners of war would parp, whistle and \u00adinterrupt roll calls to cause disruption and wind up their Nazi captors during World War II, according to Colditz: Prisoners of the Castle\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-9757707\/Austrian-man-bitten-genitals-python-sitting-toilet.html\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Man bitten by a python while on the toilet\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/07\/05\/16\/45061125-0-image-a-42_1625497201562.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tMan bitten by a python while on the toilet\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tThe 65-year-old Austrian victim had gone to the bathroom at 6am on Monday when he felt a \u2018pinch\u2019 on his genitals, before noticing a 5ft python hiding in his toilet (pictured).\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/tvandshowbiz\/20119143\/brad-pitt-zit-thelma-louise-geena-davis\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Brad Pitt got make-up team to cover bum zit\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/crop-20119245.jpg?strip=all&amp;quality=100&amp;w=1920&amp;h=1080&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tBrad Pitt got make-up team to cover bum zit\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tACTOR Brad Pitt was once so worried about a spot on his bum in a sex scene that he got the make-up team to buff his cheeks. Geena Davis, 66, the hunk\u2019s co-star in 1991\u2019s Thelma &amp; Louise, said h\u2026\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/uk\/1665661\/thames-tideway-water-companies-super-sewer-london-blueprint-uk-update\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"\u2018Super sewer\u2019 nearing completion in London\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.images.express.co.uk\/img\/dynamic\/1\/1200x712\/4263754.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\t\u2018Super sewer\u2019 nearing completion in London\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tI've never seen an article in the Daily Express that I thought was worth sharing. Now I have. \t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2022\/08\/28\/man-jailed-for-34-months-after-farting-in-police-officers-face-17256195\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Man jailed for 34 months after farting in police officer\u2019s face\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/comp-1661674750_1661675191.png?w=1200&amp;h=630&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tMan jailed for 34 months after farting in police officer\u2019s face\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tMatthew Hapgood, 41, blew a raspberry at the copper after he was nicked for shoplifting.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/health\/19204155\/docs-discover-true-cause-mans-constipation-stuck-bottle-water\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Docs discover shocking item stuck in man\u2019s bowel\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Screenshot-2022-07-14-18.57.14-1.png?strip=all&amp;quality=100&amp;w=1920&amp;h=1080&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tDocs discover shocking item stuck in man\u2019s bowel\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tAN IRANIAN man who was taken to hospital with constipation by his wife was holding a secret about the true cause. Doctors described how they removed a huge foreign object from his rectum that had b\u2026\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/life-style\/health\/1635933\/elvis-presley-health-constipation-drugs-binge-eating-heart-disease\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Elvis Presley: Did \u2018chronic constipation\u2019 kill The King?\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.images.express.co.uk\/img\/dynamic\/11\/1200x712\/1635933_1.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tElvis Presley: Did \u2018chronic constipation\u2019 kill The King?\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tTHE RELEASE of the biopic Elvis last month has reawakened curiosity about the star\u2019s eventful life and unpleasant death. So, what exactly happened to The King?\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/health\/19131602\/ended-up-wheelchair-too-embarrassed-fart-boyfriend\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"I ended up in a wheelchair as I was embarrassed to fart\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/wheelchairtrappedgas.png?strip=all&amp;quality=100&amp;w=1920&amp;h=1080&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tI ended up in a wheelchair as I was embarrassed to fart\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tA WOMAN ended up in a wheelchair after being too embarrassed to fart in front of her boyfriend. The Brazilian influencer had been at a music festival in Portugal with her other half when she suffer\u2026\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-11041055\/Father-stopped-farting-ate-ham-roll-market-five-years-ago-sues-200k.html\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Father hasn\u2019t stopped farting since he ate ham roll\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2022\/07\/23\/02\/60596967-0-image-a-119_1658538222629.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tFather hasn\u2019t stopped farting since he ate ham roll\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tTyrone Prades, 46, bought the offending food item 5 years ago at a Christmas market in Birmingham.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.timesnownews.com\/the-buzz\/article\/south-african-pastor-farts-on-peoples-faces-to-heal-them\/739636\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"South African pastor farts on people\u2019s faces \u2018to heal them\u2019\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgk.timesnownews.com\/story\/Pastor_farts_on_congregants.png?tr=w-560,h-292,fo-top\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tSouth African pastor farts on people\u2019s faces \u2018to heal them\u2019\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tSouth African pastor Christ Penelope farts on congregants claiming that it\u2019s a process to heal people.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishmirror.ie\/news\/irish-news\/irish-barista-ends-up-hospital-26636096\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Woman hospitalised after holding in farts for two years\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.irishmirror.ie\/incoming\/article26636126.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s1200\/0_cara-kyle.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tWoman hospitalised after holding in farts for two years\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tCara Clarke was at work when she developed \u201cextreme stomach pain\u201d on Tuesday and was rushed to hospital.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/environment\/2022\/mar\/06\/the-squit-and-the-whale-can-artificial-faeces-revive-the-ocean-ecosystem\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Can artificial whale faeces revive the ocean ecosystem?\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.guim.co.uk\/img\/media\/8892e22ee2b011a74ab9f31c70f3b4a1f44f8f97\/0_180_5400_3240\/master\/5400.jpg?width=1200&amp;height=630&amp;quality=85&amp;auto=format&amp;fit=crop&amp;overlay-align=bottom%2Cleft&amp;overlay-width=100p&amp;overlay-base64=L2ltZy9zdGF0aWMvb3ZlcmxheXMvdG8tZGVmYXVsdC5wbmc&amp;enable=upscale&amp;s=ca027c99d47762a656da35460297c2c0\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tCan artificial whale faeces revive the ocean ecosystem?\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tA scientific experiment hopes to restore vital nutrients to the ocean by using fake excrement that would once have been produced by the endangered mammal\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2022\/01\/17\/90-day-fiances-stephanie-matto-reveals-death-threats-over-fart-jars-15933173\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Stephanie Matto reveals death threats over fart jars\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/PRC_218951313_1642442098.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1200&amp;h=630&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tStephanie Matto reveals death threats over fart jars\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tThere\u2019s been a mixed response to her unique business.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/all-about\/bums\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Bums - The Mirror\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/@trinitymirrordigital\/chameleon-branding\/publications\/mirror\/img\/logo-mirror-socialsharing.png\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tBums - The Mirror\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tThe Mirror has an entire section dedicated to Bum News. And there was me thinking I was funny. \t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.news18.com\/news\/buzz\/austrian-man-charged-with-nearly-rs-9000-fine-for-farting-provocatively-at-police-3628949.html\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Austrian Man Fined for Farting \u2018Provocatively\u2019 at Police\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.news18.com\/ibnlive\/uploads\/2021\/04\/1618124468_untitled-design-3.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tAustrian Man Fined for Farting \u2018Provocatively\u2019 at Police\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tAn Austrian man, who was charged a hefty fine for farting at police, got his penalty reduced after making an appeal in the court.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-bristol-41167296\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/news\/1024\/branded_news\/16E70\/production\/_97680839_mediaitem97680838.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\tWoman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\tShe tried to dispose of the unflushable waste out of a window and got stuck trying to get it back.\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"vlp-link-container vlp-template-default \">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2022\/01\/04\/90-day-fiance-star-selling-farts-in-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914\/\" class=\"vlp-link\" title=\"90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image-container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-image\">\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/metro.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/PRC_215105663_1641380485.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1200&amp;h=630&amp;crop=1\" style=\"max-width: 150px; max-height: 150px\" \/>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-text-container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-title\">\n\t\t\t90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar hospitalised\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"vlp-link-summary\">\n\t\t\t\u2018I was overdoing it.\u2019\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6580\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-fart-starters.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-fart-starters.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-fart-starters-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-fart-starters-1024x773.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-fart-starters-768x580.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6579\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-how-to-fart-louder-audiobook.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-how-to-fart-louder-audiobook.jpg 736w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-how-to-fart-louder-audiobook-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/arsenews-how-to-fart-louder-audiobook-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A genuine publication<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n<center>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Don&#8217;t ask why, but I was looking for fart-related products on eBay, and stumbled across &#8220;Bub L. Breezer&#8221;. There&#8217;s much to discuss &#8211; not least the bucket for his dirty drips &#8211; but it was the photo of him stuffed inside the box that really made me laugh. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/g7gJxflqWK\">pic.twitter.com\/g7gJxflqWK<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Mr Biffo \ud83e\udd80\ud83c\udd99 (@mrbiffo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mrbiffo\/status\/1768012379592286628?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 13, 2024<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/FN9iJPpXwAE913p?format=jpg&amp;name=medium\" width=\"720\">\n<\/center>\n\n\n\n<center>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/CEEFAUXviewerscompetition?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#CEEFAUXviewerscompetition<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/j_razor101?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@j_razor101<\/a> <br>&#8211; we&#8217;ll count all likes\/shares\/comments up to 9am tomorrow. See pinned tweet for full comp details! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aTHAUzk5Je\">pic.twitter.com\/aTHAUzk5Je<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \ud835\ude3e\ud835\ude40\ud835\ude40\ud835\ude41\ud835\ude3c\ud835\ude50\ud835\ude53 (@ceefaux) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ceefaux\/status\/1670340572354351104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 18, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Apparently the Queen never farted or had a shit. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OtFWg1uccG\">pic.twitter.com\/OtFWg1uccG<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/I_amMukhtar\/status\/1663564539936526339?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 30, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/KcaLytgNBi\">pic.twitter.com\/KcaLytgNBi<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NoContextHumans\/status\/1657394052445138945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 13, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"qme\" dir=\"ltr\">\ud83d\udc80 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hBjFW6CGS5\">pic.twitter.com\/hBjFW6CGS5<\/a><\/p>\u2014 non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PicturesFoIder\/status\/1656386165900197890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 10, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> \n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kHycuqrk2G\">pic.twitter.com\/kHycuqrk2G<\/a><\/p>\u2014 No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NoContextBrits\/status\/1636407902666735620?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 16, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aSjEVLCAXl\">pic.twitter.com\/aSjEVLCAXl<\/a><\/p>\u2014 TheCouchtripper (@TheCouchtripper) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCouchtripper\/status\/1622401340407177217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 6, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Toddler Shits Her Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qUT0sKidUH\">https:\/\/t.co\/qUT0sKidUH<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/R3omjN4Ub2\">pic.twitter.com\/R3omjN4Ub2<\/a><\/p>\u2014 The Onion (@TheOnion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheOnion\/status\/1587251843167551488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 1, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rbYwdK1rWY\">pic.twitter.com\/rbYwdK1rWY<\/a><\/p>\u2014 No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NoContextBrits\/status\/1581956943979360256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 17, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/G2aja1KH6o\">pic.twitter.com\/G2aja1KH6o<\/a><\/p>\u2014 TheCouchtripper (@TheCouchtripper) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCouchtripper\/status\/1560349150503378949?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 18, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Got caught short at my new boyfriend&#8217;s place but he was in the shower so I shat in his kitchen bin. I broke up with him while we were out that night just so I wouldn&#8217;t have to face the music. Sorry Daniel you were actually quite nice<\/p>\u2014 Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb (@fesshole) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fesshole\/status\/1510216732870418444?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 2, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/center>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart4.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7521\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart4.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7521\" class=\"wp-image-7521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart4-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart4-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart3.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7522\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart3.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7522\" class=\"wp-image-7522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart3-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart3-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"579\" height=\"579\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart2.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7523\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart2.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7523\" class=\"wp-image-7523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart2.jpg 579w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 579px) 100vw, 579px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart1.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"7524\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart1.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=7524\" class=\"wp-image-7524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/couchtripper.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/fart1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"4791\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">1    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"4791\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">0<\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>subscriptions &gt;&gt;&gt; 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