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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:20 pm    Post subject: How true is this? Reply with quote

School 1960 vs. School 2007



SCENARIO: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
mates.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged
with
assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny
started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings
conducted. Video shown on 6 Internet sites.




SCENARIO: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives
him
a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college,
and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster
care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an
affair
with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.





SCENARIO: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking
area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug
possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.





SCENARIO: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement
for
graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Associationfiles class action
lawsuit
against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned
from
core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10
anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
English.



SCENARIO: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model
plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic
terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the
home,
computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list
and
is never allowed to fly again.



SCENARIO: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher,
Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
Becomes gay.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scenario - the world is close to WWIII

1960 - kids live in a state of fear about 'Russkies'
2007 - kids live in a state of fear about 'Terrorists'

Nothing much really ever changes!
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