Current Corrie Characters

[Skylace]

From uncyclopedia as well

* Ken Barlow - Been it in the longest, Deirdres ventriloquist dummy
* Emily Bishop - Bible bashing old fart who once got hit with a crowbar (haha)
* Rita Sullivan - Red headed shop worker by day, exotic dancer at night
* Betty Williams - Makes hot pot.. does nowt else
* Deirdre Barlow - Moany four-eyed bitch with a neck like a turkey
* Amy Barlow - Never talks.. seriously
* Gail Platt - A ferret/lampshade halfbreed
* Audrey Roberts - Gails mother, but not as ugly
* David Platt - Sneaky little bastard, makes Gails life hell
* Sarah-Louise Platt - Got knocked up when she was 13
* Bethany Platt - Can't act and looks at the camera
* Blanche Hunt - Nasty evil old witch, Deirdres Mother, likes putting people down, no wonder Deirdres always been such a miserable cunt
* Vera Duckworth - Likes the bingo
* Jack Duckworth - Veras doormat
* Kevin Webster - Right bastard
* Sally Webster - Thinks her shit don't stink
* Rosie Webster - Bit of an emo
* Sophie Webster - Gonna be a whore someday
* Liz MacDonald - Strangely MILF landlady
* Steve MacDonald - Lizs Son, not so smart
* Denise Osbourne - Kens shagging her behind Deirdres back
* Norris Cole - Emilys bitch
* Roy Cropper - Wears Cardigans, runs a greasy-spoon, fugly
* Hayley Cropper - Tranny
* Ashley Peacock - Balls haven't dropped yet
* Claire Peacock - Irritating bitch, tried to kill her baby
* Janice Battersby - Factory working munchkin
* Leanne Battersby - Scheming bitch, part time prostitute
* Les Battersby-Brown - Blondish, red faced
* Cilla Battersby-Brown - Horny gobby ginger
* Chesney Battersby-Brown - Cillas ginger child, loves his dog
* Tyrone Dobbs - Fat mechanic
* Dev Alahan - Slimy corner shop owner
* Eileen Grimshaw - Bet she can fart good, backside the size of kansas
* Jason Grimshaw - Arrogant twat
* Maria Sutherland - Nice ass
* Kirk Sutherland - Likes dogs
* Fiz Brown - Ginger afro chick
* Sean Tully - The only gay in the village
* Jamie Baldwin - Shagged his stepmother
* Kelly Crabtree - Gollywog
* Violet Wilson - Phwoar
* Yana Lumb - Cillas mate, looks like a hooker
* Joanne Jackson - Illegal immigrant
* Molly Compton - OMG pass the margarine you sexy bitch!
* Amber Kalarai - Devs daughter, fucking hate her
* Vernon Tomlin - Lizs bitch, looks like a reptile
* Becky Grainger - chav
* Michelle Connor - Remember the dark haired one from Hearsay?
* Ryan Connor - Likes spray paint
* Liam Connor - Works in a knicker factory
* Paul Connor - Works in a knicker factory
* Carla Connor - Yet another, who works in a knicker factory, only MILF
* Tracy Barlow - Technically, not in it anymore, but shes memorable. Shes banged up for wasting her boyfriend

[pirtybirdy]

Most excellent! LOL!

[cori]

Loving it!!! Where is Joanne??

[Kezza]

The one about Ashley Peacock made me laugh out loud (even his surname gives it away!!)!!!

[maycm]

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