Woman to marry a rollercoaster!

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Woman getting married to fairground ride
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
Sasjkia Otto
5 Aug 2009

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts. Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said. Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally. “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it. She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it. Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”

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Why doesn't she just get a twin-tub washing machine like anyone else?!

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[eefanincan]

"Obejctum sexuality"


I guess this relationship will have it's ups and downs.

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it could send her round the twist if she's not careful!

[major.tom]

She's in for a bumpy ride.

[Brown Sauce]

yet another celebrant of the roller coaster of married life !!

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Big Dipper accident leaves thrill-seekers injured
Jack Malvern

More than 30 people were rescued by firefighters last night after a collision between two cars on the Big Dipper rollercoaster in Blackpool. The cars were 6m (20ft) above the ground when one rammed into the other at 7.45pm, causing 32 people to be evacuated. Two were trapped until they were freed by firemen from Lancashire Fire and Rescue. The fire brigade transported the victims down from the ride, on the South Shore of Blackpool, using stretchers, spine boards and neck collars.

Some 21 people were taken to Blackpool Victoria Hospital, three of whom were carried on stretchers. The most seriously injured people are believed to have broken noses, whiplash and cuts and bruises. An investigation into the cause of the crash will be conducted by the Health and Safety Executive.

The Big Dipper opened in 1923.

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Stay tuned for more rollercoaster news!

[eefanincan]

It's a joyride!