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Bat
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Top of the Northern line.
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A man meets an older woman at a club. She was well fit for 57!!
They have a few drinks, bit of a snog. She then asks him if he has ever had a Sportsmans Double??
Whats one of them he says.
A mother and daughter three some!!
He says 'no'
She says 'its your lucky night then!!'
They head back to her place, she puts the hall lights on and shouts upstairs
'Mum you still awake??'  |
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| booooooooooo hissssssssssss! |
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Lostinthestates
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Location: Bethlehem, USA
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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| brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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6ULDV8
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Where can I find such a woman?
What club?
Where? |
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Mandy
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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My advice : See what "mum" looks like first before bolting.
Now what if the daughter was called "Mumia" ? ['mum' for short?]
Sorry .. confusing this thread with the rights to name a child |
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Griffo
Joined: 24 May 2006
Location: Staffordshire, England
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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I lol'd  |
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major.tom
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
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Location: BC, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:33 am Post subject: |
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| Me too. Nice one, Bat. |
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