Driving in Germany?

[Bat]

Some useful motoring terms for you....

indicators.....die blinkenleiten-ticken-tocken
bonnet.........pullnob und knucklechopper
exhaust........spitzenpoppenba ngertuben
speedometer..der egobooster und linenshooter
clutch..........die kuplink mit schlippen und schaken
puncture.......die phlattazfahrtz
learner driver...die twatten mit elpatz
estate car...der badgerroomfurschagginkauto
parking meter...der tennerpinscher und klockenwerr
window wiper..der flippenfliappenmucken schpredden sticken
footbrake...der syoppen quikken edbangoneindschreen
gear lever....biggenstikkenfur kangaroochoppen
breathalyser...die puffinten fur pistenarsen
seat belt...der klunkenklikker frauleintrapper
headlights...das dippendoutdazzelubastad
traffic jam...die bluddinfukink damenblast
tyres...bladazakoot
lorry...der fukkengarett trukken
accident....der bleedinmess
near accident...der fukken-near schitzenself
back seat driver...der biggnemouth en puttensokkinit
rear mirror....der speedenkopp lukkenoutafur
reclining seat...contraphsen fur leggover mit fraulein
boot...der plazer fur mutterinlaw
horn...donnengonnen de blatzen der eerolzout
wheel clamp...die bluddenklankkon sonavabitch
toilet..der scheitzenhauser
traffic warden...das nummer eins scheitzenhauser

[eefanincan]

My dad is German, so I'm going to send these right off to him.

Thanks for the chuckle

[faceless]

haha, my favourite's "der speedenkopp lukkenoutafur"

I had to think about that for a bit

[Bat]

This is my favourite;

near accident...der fukken-near schitzenself

[eefanincan]