A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba.......

[tec]

and is minding his
business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man
goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves
him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks
in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The
bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts
walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders
a shot of rum. He drinks the rum then starts walking out the
door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"

The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his kilt and
says, "Secret Service." Couldn't resist posting this I read on the net today...still laughing here.

[faceless]

haha, that's a cracker

[SpursFan1902]

Very funny and easy to retell....both signs of a great joke!

[pirtybirdy]

Excellent! LOL!!